he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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