pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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