Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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