somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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