Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
