Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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