The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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