Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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