Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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