someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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