Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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