Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sext me about skeletons
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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