Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
bring money and cleavage
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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