32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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