the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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