if i can run in heels then i can drive
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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