I cockslap morals
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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