Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize