I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
where am i from again
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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