your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
