why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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