trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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