everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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