I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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