I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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