Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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