we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
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