Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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