Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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