White coat. Heels.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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