Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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