That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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