They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
