don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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