The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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