That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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