We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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