Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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