dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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