New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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