No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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