we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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