i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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