as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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