She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Hippo gnu deer
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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