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question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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