I'm really into asian looking animals
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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