Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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