well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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