Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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