she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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