woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Operation Purity has been aborted
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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