The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Come see our sink grown plant.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Randomize
