This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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