WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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