I cockslap morals
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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